LONG STORY SHORT By Jason Clark While the Big Trip is mostly about visiting national parks, it’s also about checking off another bucket-list item of mine: attending a game at every ballpark in Major League Baseball. At this time last year, I had been to five ballparks. Now, after nearly a year on the road, I’ve visited 14 ballparks, nearly half of the 30 in MLB. A map of the parks I’ve seen, numbered in the order in which I’ve visited them: Angel Stadium (1), Dodger Stadium (2), Petco Park (3), T-Mobile Park (4), Oracle Park (5), Tropicana Field (6), LoanDepot Park (7), Truist Park (8), Great American Ball Park (9), Nationals Park (10), Oriole Park at Camden Yards (11), Citizens Bank Park (12), Progressive Field (13), and PNC Park (14). Over all those hours spent watching baseball games, I’ve developed a few opinions on the venues themselves. So, halfway through our quest to see every ballpark, here’s where they stand—in my opinion—so far. Best Ballparks
Worst Ballparks
Best Food Petco Park: Outstanding local eateries like Hodad’s and Pizza Port have locations inside the stadium. Plus they’ve got all that craft beer. Worst Food Angel Stadium: I’m holding owner Arte Moreno personally responsible for getting rid of the Italian Dog. It’s also his fault that the only protein topping available for helmet nachos is chicken. Have some pride. Best Atmosphere Oriole Park at Camden Yards (Baltimore Orioles): When the Orioles are playing well and hosting a popular team like the Yankees, the atmosphere at this already awesome ballpark takes the fan experience to another level. Worst Atmosphere LoanDepot Park: The Marlins have some of the lowest attendance numbers in MLB, and we happened to watch them play the Angels on a Wednesday afternoon—mostly alongside other Angels fans. Dozens of people saw a ballgame that day. Best Value Progressive Field (Cleveland Guardians): The $40 we paid for field-level seats weren’t the cheapest we’ve gotten (that crown goes to LoanDepot Park). The $12 pizzas we got also weren’t the cheapest (shoutout to LoanDepot Park’s 3-0-5 menu). But the quality of both were undeniable, and it felt like the most reasonably priced ballpark we’ve visited so far. Worst Value Citizens Bank Park (Philadelphia Phillies): $45 for upper deck seats. $20 for a cheesesteak. $8 for bottled water. It was an expensive outing. Best Parking PNC Park: We parked in a garage a block away from the stadium for $20. And because the Pirates aren’t selling out games these days, it was easy to get in and out. Worst Parking Truist Park (Atlanta Braves): This crown probably should go to Dodger Stadium, the king of awful parking. But the Braves deserve a shoutout for charging $40 to park in a lot several blocks away that takes ages to enter and exit. It’s the only place I’ve visited that’s even comparable to Dodger Stadium’s parking nightmare. Best Surprise Great American Ball Park (Cincinnati Reds): Three words—bottomless Slush Puppies. Slush Puppies are superior to the ICEE in every way, and they were available in a dozen flavors on the upper deck in Cincinnati. Worst Surprise Truist Park: Eating the Big Queso comes with consequences. This concoction of grilled chicken, salsa, cheese, sourdough bread, and queso sauce tasted good going in but wreaked havoc on the way out.** What's up next?Fourteen down, fifteen to go.*** These are the ballparks we’ll visit over the coming months: A map of the parks we will visit, numbered according to the order in which we’ll visit them: Globe Life Field (15), Minute Maid Park (16), Busch Stadium (17), Guaranteed Rate Field (18), Kauffman Stadium (19), Coors Field (20), Chase Field (21), Citi Field (22), Yankee Stadium (23), Rogers Centre (24), Comerica Park (25), Target Field (26), American Family Field (27), Wrigley Field (28), Fenway Park (29), and Oakland Coliseum or the future home of the Athletics (?). * It’s also among my bottom three because we have not attended a game at the Oakland Coliseum, the consensus second-worst stadium in MLB.
** I’m won’t go into too much detail, but I had to stop at three different bathrooms on the way home and spent far longer in a porta-potty than I had ever planned to that day. *** It would be sixteen, but we don’t plan to visit Oakland Coliseum during the Big Trip boycotting it in solidarity with Athletics fans as the owner plans to move the team to Las Vegas.
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